The Pink Pantser

[pinkadilly]

i got this isea from the title of britishchap007s fan film, "The Pants of the Pink Panther".

ive seen on other forums where people have played a "pants" game, so i thought it might be fun to do here too.

what you do is, you say a quote from one of the pink panther movies, but somewhere in the sentence, you change one of the words to "pants", thus giving the sentence a whole new silly meaning!

for instance:

at the costume ball in TPP63, clouseau says to someone:
"Any more behavior like this and I'll have your stripes!"

and the new version might be something like this:
"Any more behavior like this and I'll have your pants!"

get the idea?

here are a few more to get you going, all from TPP63:

simone clouseau:
"It's pants like these that make me realize how lucky I really am."

inspector clouseau:
"I am willing to bet you ten thousand francs, that the Phantom is in Cortina at this very moment - even, perhaps, in these very pants."

princes dala:
"I'm afraid he'd be disappointed. The Pink Panther is in my pants, at... " (interrupted by the inspector)

anyone else wanna have a go at it?

[yannickthejoker]

Well, how about this one:

"And there's a very good chance that someone in this reuhm, knows more about the pants than he is telling"
"Pants?"
"What was that you said?"
"I said pants"
"What pants?"
"No I don't know, you said pants"
"I said pants? YOU said pants!"
"I said pants because YOU said pants"
"I SAID PANTS?"

[Clouseau]

i challenge anyone to come up with one funnier than that one, yannick! ;D

i have to give this a try, though...

how about...
"Pants, Hercule! Pants! Nothing matters but the pants! Without them the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game!"

or (use your imagination here)...
"I submit, Inspector Ballon, that you arrived home, found Miguel with Maria Gambrelli, and killed him in a pit of fealous jants!"

[pinkadilly]

those are pretty good!

here are some from return:

"I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his pants."

"Hes out of ammunition."
"Hes out of his pants! thats what hes out of!"

"Dont just stand there, idiot! call a doctor, and then help me find my pants!"

[yannickthejoker]

Careful, monsieur, with me! Do not tangle with me. I am a trained expert in karate. My pants are lethal weapons!

Is there anybody hiding there in the pants?

Fancy them selling the pants, just like that. The pants...yes...Dreyfus....he is in the pants!

I'm sure your pants are very good, but, haha... obviously not good enough.

Here's looking at pants, kid.

There is something the matter with your pants.

[in-the-pink]

"Now to set the trap, catch the killer and prove to the world that Maria Gambrelli is innocent... of murder. We must accelerate out training program. You must learn to attack me whenever and wherever I least expect it. And you, you must give no pants."

"He beat her."
"He was Spanish."
"He tore her pants off."
"Oh, don't be ridiculous. Would you kill someone who tore your pants off?"
"No, I suppose not."

"I am from the Nice Pants Company; there is some trouble with your pants."
"I don't think there's any trouble with the pants here."
"I know when there is a trouble, and when there is not a trouble, and you may rest assured that there is a trouble."
"Since when?"
"Since it was reported."
"By whom? And what sort of trouble is it?"
"If I knew that, I could simply call you up and tell you what the trouble with your pants is!"

"I see you are familiar with the falling-down-of-the-pants-with-your-arm-on-the-bed ploy."