Post by Clouseau on Mar 14, 2007 3:33:29 GMT
a bit off from what you might be thinking, but here it is... make of it what you will:
www.p2pnet.net/story/11636
www.p2pnet.net/story/11636
Clouseau takes on The Pirates!
A company called SafeMedia claims it can do what the individual and combined multi-billion-dollar might of the entertainment cartels haven't been able to do with unstinting help from suborned governments and police forces around the world.
Stop file sharing.
Yes folks, "For the first time, policy makers have the solution to insure compliance with the law," promises ceo Safwat Fahmy. "Businesses, universities, organizations and Internet users can comply in a friendly positive environment without expensive and hostile legal action enforcement. Copyright holders can finally make the Internet available as a safe, viable distribution channel for all content industries."
And it's all down to something wittily called Clouseau.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau is, you'll recall, Peter Sellers' brilliant characterization of a ridiculous, ham-handed French gendarme who wends his way through the Pink Panther series getting everything it's possible to get wrong, wrong. And when he does succeed, it's by mistake.
SafeMedia's Clouseau, "was designed from the ground up specifically to stop all P2P Internet piracy no matter where it originates world wide, it is safe and invisible, causes little or no latency in the network, it is self-healing and best of all, it is a user-friendly compliance, and completely shields user anonymity."
"Pirates are smart and innovative, and so is Clouseau," says SafeMedia.
Who'll outsmart who?
Definitely stay tuned
A company called SafeMedia claims it can do what the individual and combined multi-billion-dollar might of the entertainment cartels haven't been able to do with unstinting help from suborned governments and police forces around the world.
Stop file sharing.
Yes folks, "For the first time, policy makers have the solution to insure compliance with the law," promises ceo Safwat Fahmy. "Businesses, universities, organizations and Internet users can comply in a friendly positive environment without expensive and hostile legal action enforcement. Copyright holders can finally make the Internet available as a safe, viable distribution channel for all content industries."
And it's all down to something wittily called Clouseau.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau is, you'll recall, Peter Sellers' brilliant characterization of a ridiculous, ham-handed French gendarme who wends his way through the Pink Panther series getting everything it's possible to get wrong, wrong. And when he does succeed, it's by mistake.
SafeMedia's Clouseau, "was designed from the ground up specifically to stop all P2P Internet piracy no matter where it originates world wide, it is safe and invisible, causes little or no latency in the network, it is self-healing and best of all, it is a user-friendly compliance, and completely shields user anonymity."
"Pirates are smart and innovative, and so is Clouseau," says SafeMedia.
Who'll outsmart who?
Definitely stay tuned